Showing posts with label Liam Neeson. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Liam Neeson. Show all posts

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

The Minority Report - "The A-Team" (2010)


"I love it when a plan comes together."

As soon as this movie hit theaters, I was ready to see it. I have seen the original series and, considering the fact that it was an influence to the blockbuster series Ocean’s 11, 12, and 13 and the television series Leverage, I was excited to see a full-length feature adaptation. Besides that, it was going to be interesting seeing the casting that took place for B.A. Baracus (Quinton Jackson), a character originally played by Mr. T. So, for father’s day, because my mom and dad were big fans of the original series as well, we headed out to the nearest theater to enjoy.

The movie opens up with the story of how the members of The A-Team found each other. John “Hannibal” Smith (Liam Neeson) makes a plan to take down some criminals in Mexico and, in the process, gets his partner, Tempelton “Face” Peck (Bradley Cooper), caught. He escapes from a trap and heads out through the desert to rescue his friend, where he hijacks a GMC Vandura van (the famous A-Team series van) that is being driven by B.A. Baracus. They immediately bond because of their involvement in the American armed forces (B.A. is in the Rangers). They work together to rescue Face and then flee to pick up a pilot they hired, whom is literally insane. Stopping at a mental institution, they find H.M. “Howling Mad” Murdock (Sharlto Copley), feigning that he is a doctor and being dragged away by the medical professionals that are caring for him. They release him into the custody of Hannibal and they all head out in a medical helicopter. As they are taking off, they throw objects off of the helicopter and accidentally destroy the van to the dismay of B.A. Being chased by the criminals in the air now, they escape various missiles and traps by doing aerial acrobatics that leave B.A. terrified of flying, and end up in American airspace, where the Mexican criminals get blown out of the air. Now, they work together doing missions of utmost importance until they are tricked by a group of Black Ops marines and jailed for a crime they did not commit. They then promptly escape from jail and seek to clear their names.

The more I watched this movie, the more fond memories returned of the old series. Even though there is more action involved with the plans that Hannibal concocts, it still retains that spark from the old series. The whole point of the series was to offer up a group of people that acted in a MacGyver-like way to escape from any situation. The critics that you will see around give this movie mixed reviews because they dislike this type of crazy and almost plotless action that resolves itself in a crazy way. I like plotlines that are well set up and this one, surprisingly, is. It remains faithful to the series while adding some new flare that is instantly enjoyable. If you like wacky humor that is honestly funny or crazy antics that could only come from The A-Team, then this movie is for you. This movie is like watching paint dry if the paint runs missions in a covert fashion as it attempts to clear its name.

By Kulguy

Monday, April 12, 2010

The Minority Report - "Clash of the Titans" (2010)


“Release the Kracken!”

Those words will resonate in your head for hours after viewing “Clash of the Titans.” This movie is a remake of the 1981 epic Greek mythology spin-off. More aptly phrased, it is a highly bad-ass version of the 1981 movie. There is no clay-mation to be found; instead, there are premier special effects, which are mind blowing. They are mind blowing not because they are the best special effects to date, but because they are used efficiently to convey the scenes in an exciting and action oriented way. When you see the computer generated behemoths in action, you can’t but squeal in joy. These action scenes of great proportions will almost make you forget the lack of character development, a very spotty plot, and an overall cheesy film.

The film revolves around a man named Perseus who was found floating in the ocean by a humble fisherman. Lo and behold, Perseus finds out that he is a demigod (“The One”), and becomes the center of a conflict to kill the Gods. This then becomes an overall journey that will bring a team of various warriors together in different locations, where a motley of adversaries try and stop them from their mission to kill the Gods. This movie boils down to any other shallow action movie set in a different location and time period.

I will be straight and say that this movie entertained me. It did not inspire emotion, it did not redefine the action genre, and it did not even make me think. It was an uninspired remake that took the plot of the original and added some 2010 action to the mix. I know it may sound as though I am ragging on this movie pretty harshly, but it was an entertaining night at the movies. I gaped in awe at the spectacles of action and the large beasts that ravaged the land. All in all, this entire movie is like releasing the Kracken! Nah, it’s like watching a 21st century remake of paint drying.

By V-Dawg